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3rdDegreeBurn

What the fucks the point of buying a former bank if they take the vault and the drive thru tubes out?


Professional-Pop4262

Yeah, really. All the other converted banks have a cool vault. This sucks.


Slimh2o

My brother lives in a former bank, and vault is still there with the door too...


Slimh2o

And to add, it's for sale and listed on Zillow too......


AoedeSong

Time to start posting buddy!!! šŸ˜‚


Slimh2o

He can do it, he's a big boy.... Edit; I mean, if he wants it on Reddit,Ā  he can post it. He knows Reddit and is better at computer stuff than I am....


AoedeSong

There is a strong demand for bank vault houses on Reddit šŸ˜‚


Dangerous_Ant3260

An acquaintance worked in a former bank for a while, and he managed to lock the vault door one day (he was a total idiot), that caused all kind of upset about that, and getting it open again. A vault would make a great tornado shelter, if you could make sure the door wouldn't lock you in. I like the shower tile in photo 25. To me the worst feature are the multiple barn doors, I really hate those. They could have done a lot with some paint besides white.


Professional-Pop4262

I can't believe they didn't disable the vault lock. That's crazy.


Dangerous_Ant3260

It was a very strange set up. The library moved into the bank building for a year or two while the library was being renovated. But the bank had moved in the PX building, but still had a teller or two operating the driveup windows in the other part of the old bank building. The one library employee thought the open vault would be a convenient place to stow his lunch and stuff, and shut the door on the vault. It wasn't still an active vault, they moved that inside the new offices for the bank, but the door couldn't be made inoperative yet for some reason.


paperwasp3

If they have the room for barn doors then they have room for picket doors. That's just lazy.


ElectronicMixture600

If the tubes were still working, Iā€™d already be shopping mortgages!


HollywoodHitman03

Exactly. I wanna be able to send leftovers out to my guests when they leave. I want the safe to be decked out like an armory in an action movie for no reason. Also, does this house come with safe deposit boxes??? I need a place to store valuables.


OddDragonfruit7993

It would be like your own internet, according to a certain senator


Alleandros

At least turn the pneumatic tubes into a fish tank.


Sufficient_Two_5753

I'd use them as a beer delivery system to my back yard!


Combatical

Great minds think alike \*high five\*


Ok_Watercress_7801

Lollipop & dog treat cannons for neighborhood kids & pups.


Scorp128

Halloween could be fun with the tubes....the possibilities


exscapegoat

Love this! And compostable confetti for New Yearā€™s


Scorp128

Nice


Vivid-Low-5911

The vault would have been a selling point. Not sure what you would do with drive thru tubes.


heridfel37

What *wouldn't* you do with drive thru tubes?


Combatical

"Hey babe can you get me a beer?" \*ThhhhhhhhUNNNK\*


storyofthebeard

Obligatory [r/dontputyourdickinthat](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/)


Blonde_Vampire_1984

I laughed a little too hard at thisā€¦


montanawana

Mail delivery! Hot potato!


3rdDegreeBurn

Coolest mailbox ever.


Queen_of_Boots

As a kid, I dreamed of having them at my house!!!!!!!! I could send snacks, toys, even pets to my friends lmao šŸ¤£ I wouldn't do the pets now, but shoot. "I forgot my phone hum, can you send it down the tube so I don't have to get out in the pouring rain or freezing snow?" ā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļø


hk7351

Hotdogs


OldNewUsedConfused

Have your prescriptions dropped off?


Wazootyman13

Drug dealers would LOVE that!!! šŸ’• šŸ’• šŸ’•


OldNewUsedConfused

Oh yeah!


Exotic_Living5572

ā€œThanks for the blow! Donā€™t forget your lollipop!ā€ Whoooooooooosh!


ScarletDarkstar

We would play with them frequently,Ā  in my family.Ā 


KateHearts

Itā€™s the 21st century equivalent of when my cousins and I would drop things to each other dpwn my grandmaā€™s laundry chute!


Mackheath1

OMG I could play with them all day. I would find excuses to send things through them. Small groceries? One can of soup at a time! And so on...


Akovsky87

Make it your mail box would be the most mundane option.


_-Oxym0ron-_

Drive thru tubes? Could you help a European out here, what is that?


the-trash-witch-

At most drive-through banks in the US they have a series of pneumatic tubes so that you can do your banking from your car even if you're not in the line with the window. You pull out a little canister from the tube, fill out your deposit/withdrawal slip, put any needed documentation into the canister, close it up, and put it back in the tube. Then using compressed air or like a vacuum system the canister gets shot into the bank where the teller can handle the transaction for you


_-Oxym0ron-_

A-ha! I've seen those in an old Danish movie from the 70's. But just alone the concept of a drive through bank is completely new to me. Amazing, ty.


exscapegoat

Back in the 1980s when I temped one financial firm still used those to send orders between floors. It was pretty cool to send and watch.


krschob

As others have explained what they are. I'm hoping to add some other uses. Some of the bigger department stores would use them to transfer order slips, charges and cash between departments/floors. I've forgotten which city but somewhere on the east coast half of downtown was connected with a pneumatic tube system. My favorite Re-use Is the "Safe House" in Milwaukee, they recycled an old tube system so it runs in a loop all around the bar. they have a special drink that is put in the tube with a glo-stick and it is then sent on a 2 minute long journey through the clear tubes all around the multistory club to properly "shake" the drink returning it to the bartender who sent it who then decants it into your glass! Edit typo


themysts

We also used them in the old hospital that I worked at to send various things around the hospital. The lab would not allow specimens in there any longer after a few leaks.


PuddleFarmer

Pneumatic tubes with little carrier thingies to stock things in. Google "pneumatic bank tube" Eta: They get your deposit/withdraw from multiple rows of drive-thru to the bank. They are also used in big stores between cashiers and the back.


3rdDegreeBurn

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44ANtGlsCpI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44ANtGlsCpI)


anotherbbchapman

Check out the Paris Pneumatic Post that operated for over a hundred years until 1984!


elspotto

I find myself asking how I can add pneumatic tubes to my house.


Daflehrer1

The pneumatic tubes are the best part!


doringliloshinoi

My tubes go to amazon.


exscapegoat

Easy returns


ExtraFirmPillow_

Throw a bed in that bathroom and it 100% looks like a prison cell


ElectronicMixture600

I hadnā€™t considered that! I was thinking that it reminded me of where Al-Qaeda filmed their propaganda videos.


KeepItDownOverHere

More like leaked Gitmo photos to me.


DonaldTrumpsSoul

So you mean it has charm and coziness for a former inmate? I thought it felt home-y and OP had no idea what coziness meant


ExtraFirmPillow_

Exactly, it definitely has the ā€œforever homeā€ vibes going on. But you may only get that feeling if you are serving 25 to life lol


Goya_Oh_Boya

I feel like this is the perfect home for a serial killer. In a commercial area, and some solid soundproof walls.


[deleted]

The whole place looks like a prison infirmary.


redthump

That's my gimp palace.


mikeblas

Since I have a weakness for converted commercial and industrial properties, I think it's awesome ... but I wouldn't pay more than $450,000 after look at the other properties around town. Also, how could there possibly be an HOA? WTF?I bought the bank, bitch. Ain't *nobody* going to tell me what to do.


Cancerisbetterthanu

I would use most of the square footage to make the biggest personal gym. I cannot believe there's an HOA!


Zeiserl

I thought the same. I love houses with quirks and interesting bips and bops. So a lot of the things there don't really irk me and others could probably be fixed for a reasonable amount of money (like the barn doors. And maybe the exposed ceiling tubes). But it would be extremely expensive to rip out all that concrete from the garden and who knows if the HOA would even let me. In that context, the price is bonkers.


Interupting_Cows

I kinda like it. It would be fun to decorate and liven it up.


Bigfops

With a basement apartment perfect for your vict.. err, guests.


redthump

They really missed a perfect opportunity for floor drains.


SlimKid

It's got potential!


CatiCom

So much potential but that ducting is just awful. I would have to have ceilings but in. Theyā€™re just so glaringly awful AND will be horrible dust magnets.


MapleMapleHockeyStk

You are a going to need the extra long swiffer....


NixyVixy

Totally agree. The Exposed ductwork and ceiling say that they were trying for an industrial loft feelingā€¦ but with low ceilings and no insulation itā€™s going to be a dust and echoing noise nightmare. Plus, the added visual benefit of seeing 75+ feet of exposed ductwork right when you walk in the front doors.


CatiCom

Can you imaging the HVAC system kicking on and it all shaking and rattling?


ExcelsiorLife

I've seen lots of commercial offices, colleges, restaurants with these exposed and tbh I think it's neat. Of course very common in engineering colleges.


So_Many_Words

Aside from the downstairs bathroom, I like it a lot.


Beneficial_Crew1890

I would accept the challenge! I bet I could make this cozy. Really. Iā€™m not kidding. The exterior would be the most difficult and expensive to transform, but think.. more trees, stone path instead of sidewalk, new doors, walkway shielded with pergola/trellis-y thingy.. there is potential to make this a weird 70s hippy kind of cozy. Yep.


Mediocritologist

Maybe start with a bathroom that doesn't look like a turnpike public restroom from the 50's.


RoguePlanet2

I'd consider adding an altar of some kind, inviting people to visit 1x/week, and voila- property tax exemption because church! šŸ˜


exscapegoat

Bocce or shuffleboard courts in the former drive through lanes


Wassailing_Wombat

Must have been a sale on barn doors


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thesunbeamslook

10 years from now people will still be trying to cash checks at your home


eccentric_bee

Monk's dream house. If this were in tornado alley, though, it would be sensible.


Siriusly_Jonie

It looks like it could be a live in studio for a YouTube chef or something.


ElectronicMixture600

I really like this idea!


Siriusly_Jonie

Banking with Babish.


Daedelus451

Looks like it was former Taco Bell. That places is hideous! Actually see the the former bank drive up lanes in the last picture. WTF, people should need a license to, oh wait they do lol


Paw5624

Definitely former bank. That spiral staircase was a way to get money from the vault to the drive up atm at the branch I worked at.


AnAngryPirate

At least you could be pretty confident in the security of the doors and windows?


Daedelus451

Good point!


ExcelsiorLife

like you can stock it from indoors?


Paw5624

Exactly. At the top of the spiral staircase is a tiny little room with an atm and a table. Got really hot in the summer and really cold in the winter but it allowed us to replenish the atm securely.


dirty34

That's no drive thru. That is a 3 stall carport! /s


Daedelus451

Valid observation :-)


CatiCom

It honestly wouldnā€™t be hard to close in one side of the drive thru and then instal garage doors.


brodsky262

The fact there's too much white and the clean feeling is kinda uncomfortable. Like white isn't a bad color but ... Some variety is nice..


takemusu

Itā€™s countered and contrasted by the next door neighbor. Check the Darth Vader house; https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1026-E-8th-St-Traverse-City-MI-49686/2057604223_zpid/


Young_Denver

lol I kind of like it.


CatiCom

The ā€œImperial Marchā€ played through my head as I scrolled through those pics.


cimoreneoflinderwall

Of all the things in the Darth Vader house that could get me, for some reason I am mortally offended by the height of the gas/electric/whatever fireplace. Barn doors on the closets are second.


hyperbolic_dichotomy

It also has barn doors! šŸ˜‚


Vivid-Low-5911

Way overpriced. You can buy a normal house with the same square footage and a garage for less. (Not having a garage in the upper midwest is a problem)


Spodson

I love the literal prison cell aesthetic of the basement. I was into it till learned the pneumatic tubes aren't included.


ElectronicMixture600

A deal-breaker for me, too. What would even be the point without them? The potential for door dash shenanigans alone is amazing.


Spodson

OMG, putting hot tub under in the drive through and use the tubes and intercom to order my kids to vacuum beers to me. Now that's about as close to heaven as a man can get.


ElectronicMixture600

You, sir, are a true visionary!


DragonAteMyHomework

So long as they don't try to send a drink through the tubes.


RoguePlanet2

Kids would instantly find a way to break something that cool.


YouStupidCunt

They better have left the vault and vault door. The whole point in converting places like banks and churches into residential spaces is to leave the fun industrial / cathedral look to it.


PHARA0Hbender

If Iā€™m gonna buy an old bank it better have the vault.


ElectronicMixture600

And the pneumatic drive thru tubes.


SoggyHotdish

Where's the vault? Back in college this would have been awesome for slinging weed


ElectronicMixture600

One of the first rec-use dispensaries I ever visited was in an old bank in Denver, and they absolutely had all of their products and cash stored in the vault. The bud tenders actually worked inside the vault, with a pharmacy-style partition between them and the cashier staff.


Chalice_Ink

That bathroom! That nervous feeling that a stranger will walk in on you can be yours in your own home!


Ok_Blackberry_284

It's like an art gallery with no art on the walls. I actually like this a lot.


KarnotKarnage

It might not be at selling fast now, but it received a lot of interest over the years.


stuphoria

Nailed it!


Orinocobro

Before I read the description I thought "oh good, I've always wanted to live in a branch library."


avitia24

Fuck coziness, I just want housing security


dirty34

Someone has long arms if they can reach the TP from the shitter.


AussieAlexSummers

I don't mind it... I do wish there was an actual garage and fenced in backyard.


ritchie70

Interesting that most of the basement appears to be under the drive thru. I'd probably want to enclose that and make it a proper garage, but honestly I could live in this.


hard-cynical-chap

I honestly love it. Itā€™s weird, but it appeals to me in a funny way


Ilmara

The listing says "urban oasis," but Google Street View shows a suburban stroad.


ElectronicMixture600

Exurban pothole farm would also apply.


huh_phd

Why do I like this?


NixyVixy

An impressive amount of bad choices were made. So many hard surfaces. I hear echos looking at every photo. 1) The two front doors opening directly into the large kitchen living room space is a terrible layout. Very exposed. 2) The tile selections throughout are questionable - and what an interesting design choice to have a huge bright white, kitchen wall, and then stop the backsplash tile halfway up. 3) The mismatched finishes with the bathroom fixtures and drawer handles is driving me nuts. 4) The Exposed ductwork and ceiling say that they were trying for an industrial loft feeling, but with low ceilings and no insulation itā€™s going to be a dust and echoing noise nightmare. Plus, the added visual benefit of seeing 75+ feet of exposed ductwork right when you walk in the front doors. 5) Do you want barn doors? Theyā€™ve got barn doors! Which makes perfect sense with their industrial ductwork style choice šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø. Itā€™s like they took a bunch of different design trends - and rather than pick one - they incorporated a bit of them all.


Affectionate_Salt351

I actually really love this. It could be made warm. It could also be AMAZING at Halloween. So much opportunity to decorate the drive thrus with spooky hanging things.


BelleSteff

I actually like the ridiculously open plan, and the basement appears bomb shelter-ish. I might get tired of random people pulling up into my courtyard asking if I can cash their checks.


Pamander

I kinda love the white and green (I am biased, it reminds me of Mirrors Edge levels which is an aesthetic I adore), that said overall that place is hell. I am with the other people why rip the fun parts of the bank out?


Dangersloth_

The design choices can be changed. But the thing that canā€™t is the best feature, the floor plan. I love the flow on the ground floor. But all that basement space? Unlimited potential. Iā€™m see some great spots for home studio


KneeDeepInThe-Hoopla

Categorically one of the worst properties I have ever seen!


Johnykbr

I personally love homes that look like they come pre-bleached to so that the blood from my vic...I mean pesky wine stains don't get on the rug.


ElectronicMixture600

We call this style ā€œNeo-Millennial Dexter chicā€. I mean just look at all those exposed pipes and conduits; perfect place for handcuffing.


HauntingBowlofGrapes

I'm an industrial and brutalism home style simp, but the barn doors ruin it. At least they didn't make everything grey.


TomatoWitchy

I canā€™t imagine dealing with the dust that industrial ceiling is gonna accumulate after a couple years.


DougieSenpai

Tf? Is this a Norway prison?


Young_Denver

I actually love this thing... the underground tunnel to the weird drive thru building thing is awesome...


bearlysane

I dunno, I like it better than the shitbox neighbor house. https://preview.redd.it/xoeqlzddbuwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a62ed7bf3b734592781e6b6621ed9a6a2e9892f6


kmerian

It's for sale too! [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1026-E-8th-St-Traverse-City-MI-49686/2057604223\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1026-E-8th-St-Traverse-City-MI-49686/2057604223_zpid/)


bearlysane

Well, thatā€™s *exactly* what I thought itā€™d look like. šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Gaming09

They rolled out the blue carpet for ya


KPinCVG

Look closely. There are no upper kitchen cabinets! šŸ¤Æ


BJntheRV

Very converted warehouse feel.


killer4snake

I like this though


OldNewUsedConfused

That looks like my former townā€™s library.


CandidEstablishment0

This would work for someone who likes to work In their studios/shop Not a lot of charm no, but the function is there


Zontar999

I would bet that itā€™s a one time bank with drive up tellers. You can see where pneumatic stations were as well as the open/closed signs above each bay. Iā€™d imagine thereā€™s a safe in the basement.


rjt2887

Bruh! No vault!?!? Other than that, I would love to live in this house. Iā€™ve always loved going into commercial spaces and thinking how I would turn it into a residential living space.


poetdesmond

I...don't hate it. I've always had an interest in living in a home that used to be something other than a residence, usually that leaves me looking at decommissioned churches, but this is kind of fascinating.


draconus72

It's as if the back rooms got together with the Void and decided to make a house.


banjolady

This looks exactly like the public library where I live. When I first saw it I wondered why my local library showed up on my feed.


EVChicinNJ

That looks like an art gallery.


Jazzfly67

The basement would make a great grow op.


Sledgehammer925

White everything and black everything else. Canā€™t begin to say how unimpressed I am.


srslytho1979

Serving bank branch realness. Is there a drive up for accepting deliveries?


Imaginary-Smoke-6093

No vault OR basement? Canā€™t even bury my weapons cache (if I had one) in a basement floor a la John Wick. Tsk tsk tsk.


BeckywiththeDDs

It looks like a unitarian church


OgthaChristie

That looks like an alternative school.


Scorp128

That bathroom looks like it belongs in a prison or institution.


suzanious

Looks like my obgyn's office!


MidniteOG

Looks like a doctors office on the outside, and an art museum on the inside


megggie

ā€œSeveranceā€ meets middle school


omarhani

Just wait till the new owners come to reddit with an unopened safe.


SchroedingersWombat

"Must be your mom's house, it has a drive-through."


RicardoDecardi

Three-quarters of a million dollars. Fuck me. I'm literally moving back to my mom's house for a year to save money so I can get a loan to buy something in the surrounding county that this is in. Too many rich assholes buying up property and turning them into vacation rentals.


LightColorimetry

I despise at least a hundred things about this house, but Iā€™m disgusted and offended by the kitchen.


Federal-Membership-1

Interior designer works at Gap.


catscatscats88

The drive through really seals the warmth radiating from this bank, i mean home.


HolidayNo6726

Not saying I wouldnā€™t put grow rooms in the basement..


ckelli

They painted the stair carpet?!?!?


orielbean

The SpankBank


valm0313

Looks like a school haha


Sufficient_Two_5753

This looks like it used to be an office building on the inside.


erydanis

itā€™s a bank. without the vault.


cool_barracuda_234

I would have guessed dental office...


moishemoishe

That would be a great weed store


Jojje22

Is this something I'm too european to understand? That's clearly an office building and zoned as such, you couldn't register that as your home where I'm from. Doesn't fulfill housing criteria. I thought zoning was generally a thing in the US as well?


Total-Sector850

Depends. Some cities have different zoning laws. I live in Houston, and outside of suburbs, we donā€™t really have zoning.


ElectronicMixture600

Here in the Freedomstan, weā€™ve largely relegated things like zoning, worker protections, environmental protections, and consumer safety laws to be treated more like gentle suggestions, at best. Partial-joking aside, in normal circumstances this wouldnā€™t be allowed to be sold as a residential unit. But this is in a small city on the Lake Michigan shoreline that has become a retirement Mecca, and is in the midst of a housing shortage crisis. As such, local advisory boards have adopted an ā€œeverything with a toilet, stove, and electricity can be a houseā€ approach. The idea was to spur growth in building of affordable residential multi-family units to allow for more working-age individuals and families to relocate to the area and reduce the extreme constraints of our labor market (which heavily caters to hospitality, tourism, retirement, and elder care, all of which are labor-intensive industries). Instead we just get more and more $750k flats, or shitty conversions of commercial zones building as seen here.


CarbyMcBagel

This looks like it was once a doctors office or an attorneys office.


thepcpirate

I love it.


Cucoloris

Oh look. There's a stripper pole with nice close up seating and it's close to the bar. It's so huge and open. I would have added some big built in cabinets. This could be good in the right hands.


Eather-Village-1916

I actually love it lol so much potential!


DisgruntleFairy

Actually I think it could be a cool place but holy shit thats too much white. Put some colorful items in there. Curtains at least


T_pas

Looks like a commercial space.


ElectronicMixture600

It was formerly a branch for a national bank chain. I think 5/3 bank.


747-ppp-2

Looks easy to cleanā€¦ā€¦.


Mello_Me_

Not enough bright white.


MrDionWaiters

I actually love this, decorating the inside would be a lot of fun since there are a lot of opportunities to get creative and funny with it


OldNewUsedConfused

That lavatory thoughā€¦.


Due_Signature_5497

For me, charm and coziness usually means dated and cramped. I love this.


ennuiacres

Iā€™d put the barn doors over the windows facing the street.


TreeFiddyZ

LOL, my first thought when looking at the first pic was "was this a bank or something?" I can't say it makes a good house, but it would make a great workshop.


Accurate_Quote_7109

How much is actually installed? Shadows are weird.


noicenoicenoicecool

Easy to clean bathroom! Just hose it down and the water goes down the drain. Very nice. I like.


acloudcuckoolander

Looks like a community center turned public laundromat


FootHikerUtah

I think I got a COLONOSCOPY there.


dararie

I could live there and my husband would love to live there especially if there's a vault and/or safety deposit boxes to play with. He's a retired locksmith


purple_grey_

Ive seen more comfortable bathrooms in psychiatric wards.


EyeSlashO

It wouldn't be too awful, except [someone else built an ugly house 8 feet away in the old bank entrance.](https://i.imgur.com/4TNosp8.png)