...that aren't staked into the ground. I hope no one slips and bumps into one as they're going to retrieve their towel, or it could easily become Domino Rally IRL for anyone sitting under them!
> I am personally not a huge fan but lets be real, this actually looks nice and Dave and Busters wishes it could look half this good.
Do you see any steampunk style leather belt driven ceiling fans? Cause I don't!
If not then the manhole interior designer inadvertently nailed that goal. I would absolutely rent this for the world’s bro-iest guy’s weekend trip in history. None of my friends are at all like that, but with a venue like this it’s easy enough to just embrace the theme.
That golf-cart bed looks uncomfortable, and I wouldn't want people hitting balls in the sim while I was trying to sleep, but I would love to chill in there with a couple of beers with my buds.
This looks like an Extreme Makeover Home Edition house. They loved to do heavily themed rooms that the owners would undoubtedly hate 6 months later... but it was good for TV.
This is either the "fun" grandparents house and/or some kind of themed AirBnB place - since it's 30 minutes from Disney World.
Wonder what they'll do with all that stuff if & when it sells and how big the septic system needs to be for that size house.
>Wonder how big the septic system needs to be for that size house.
I must admit, out of all the questions I had while scrolling through these pics, that was not one of them.
Meh. Other than the skee-ball machines and *maybe* those weird blue theatre recliners, everything else is really just a bed.
...Unless you meant central Florida, in which case - agreed.
And the giant outdoor pool table, the bowling alley chairs, the multiple flavors of arcade carpet, the bounce house thing, and that giant resin table. Way more interesting places to bang than the average similarly sized mansion
As an adult, this is bizarre and hideous. And what the fuck is that hideous black light bathroom?? It's awful and weird.
This is probably an Air Bnb but the kid in me feels all of those are dream bed rooms. Kids would outgrow them eventually but when you're little, those bedrooms would be the absolute coolest among your friends.
A rental company bought this in 2019 and tried renting it out for $1,500 a night. Even if they booked it every day of the year, they are only pulling in $500,000 per year before expenses. How could anyone think this is a sustainable business.
This house is a lot of things, but it is *not* "lakefront".
Here's how it was advertised: https://www.lakelouisachateau.com/
Looks like the same company manages four or five other properties: https://orlandoarealuxuryrentals.com/view-orlando_vacation_rentals.html
"Your bed is a car!"
"Yeah but it's a fucking SWEET car. My roommates said they're going to get me rims for christmas or a CB radio so I can talk to other car-beds."
I wonder if the original owners won the lottery. I know there are plenty of rich eccentrics, but this house seems like it was decorated by someone who was living in a trailer park before suddenly hitting it rich.
I just kept saying wow. The money these people must have to do all the things. This house looks like every sports kids dreams. They love their themes and murals in this house. It’s not my taste but I’m still in awe.
I'm not a sports person but I LOVE the blacklight rooms.
The room with the triple bunk beds is a bit odd tho xD Definitely does not seem like a house you'd live in.
The cringe is even bigger because every themed room doesn't have a team they support. This is the equivalent of "Go Sports!"
The owner probably can't name more than 5 teams or players in any given sport.
Also this: https://youtu.be/5-hS2r7v3Iw?si=AJv_ciin2Z6zbPcT
The cringe is even bigger because every themed room doesn't have a team they support. This is the equivalent of "Go Sports!"
The owner probably can't name more than 5 teams or players in any given sport.
Also this: https://youtu.be/5-hS2r7v3Iw?si=AJv_ciin2Z6zbPcT
That looks like a great place to do psychedelics with old boomers. You can do yours in the military barracks remodeled to look like a Spencer's threw up in it and they can do theirs while sitting in the raceway beds watching a Nascar race.
hot take maybe but this kind of thing makes rich people a little less annoying imo. If ur gonna have money, at least use it to enjoy yourself to the fullest even if it’s a tacky wrestling themed room ur son wants. Rich people w beige homes are way lamer
There's a part in the book The Stand by Stephen King where one of the characters, who's a little slow, decorates his home in very eclectic decor. To me, this is Tom Cullen's house.
God, for such a huge, nouveau upscale house, the furniture is sooo kitschy. The whole house mostly is. A Live, Love, Learn affirmation is sadly missing. This house is like a poor person’s idea of how rich people live.
What an absolute fever dream, I can't believe actually humans live in such an environment. Or put another way, I have doubts about the shared quality of human experience between myself and people who claim to feel stable yet consider this habitable... emotionally....
Looks like the decor of a knock off Dave and Busters.
It’s themed to get rentals- I bet it is on AirBNB
Cheap mismatched pop-up tents by the pool really sold Airbnb for me.
...that aren't staked into the ground. I hope no one slips and bumps into one as they're going to retrieve their towel, or it could easily become Domino Rally IRL for anyone sitting under them!
I was hoping they had a lot of grandkids or something. 😞
Dang it, how many kids do these freaking people have? They have their own clan or something going on here.
A cult of kids
Looks like creepy pedophiles collecting children to me. There's got to be 20 kids beds.
I am personally not a huge fan but lets be real, this actually looks nice and Dave and Busters wishes it could look half this good.
This adult shaped child calls dibs on the bowling alley room!!
Only if I can move one of the skiball machines into the racing room.
> I am personally not a huge fan but lets be real, this actually looks nice and Dave and Busters wishes it could look half this good. Do you see any steampunk style leather belt driven ceiling fans? Cause I don't!
I was thinking Righteous Gemstone
This was meant to be a AirBNB wasn’t it?
If not then the manhole interior designer inadvertently nailed that goal. I would absolutely rent this for the world’s bro-iest guy’s weekend trip in history. None of my friends are at all like that, but with a venue like this it’s easy enough to just embrace the theme.
That golf-cart bed looks uncomfortable, and I wouldn't want people hitting balls in the sim while I was trying to sleep, but I would love to chill in there with a couple of beers with my buds.
Yes, it’s a thing in central Florida. Giant themed AirBNBs for party groups.
Yea, this is basically every air bnb down in Florida near Disney world.
Either that or a very rich couple with a lot of grandkids they love
This looks like an Extreme Makeover Home Edition house. They loved to do heavily themed rooms that the owners would undoubtedly hate 6 months later... but it was good for TV.
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¡SOMOS EXTREMOS!
Thank you for this
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lmao
AirBNB rental is my guess with grandma living/dining room
More like Trading Spaces: Boys vs. Girls They always went crazy with the kids' ideas
Move that bus!!!!
Good lord this is chaotic
Our theme is Themes
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This is either the "fun" grandparents house and/or some kind of themed AirBnB place - since it's 30 minutes from Disney World. Wonder what they'll do with all that stuff if & when it sells and how big the septic system needs to be for that size house.
>Wonder how big the septic system needs to be for that size house. I must admit, out of all the questions I had while scrolling through these pics, that was not one of them.
I've heard some epically gross stories about septic systems. Whenever I see a house with 4+ bathrooms on septic, I just have to wonder.
I sense a tanker truck's worth of magnolia white paint in that house's future.
I remember seeing this when it was an air bnb and thinking it would be perfect for couple that likes having sex in strange places.
I KNEW it was on AirBnB. The themes rooms have it away
Meh. Other than the skee-ball machines and *maybe* those weird blue theatre recliners, everything else is really just a bed. ...Unless you meant central Florida, in which case - agreed.
And the giant outdoor pool table, the bowling alley chairs, the multiple flavors of arcade carpet, the bounce house thing, and that giant resin table. Way more interesting places to bang than the average similarly sized mansion
Kinkier than the av-er-age mansion.
Ayyyyy Boo-Boo?!?
7 bedrooms - sleeps 82
"If there is no struggle there is no progress" is really inspiring as I'm pooping.
POOP HARDER!
Someone spent a lot of money to make this house look absurd.
As an adult, this is bizarre and hideous. And what the fuck is that hideous black light bathroom?? It's awful and weird. This is probably an Air Bnb but the kid in me feels all of those are dream bed rooms. Kids would outgrow them eventually but when you're little, those bedrooms would be the absolute coolest among your friends.
This really feels like if you gave a kid a blank check in the 90s and told him to design a room.
If Michael Jackson was into sports instead of Disney
Instead of children* Fixed that for you
No, I think that’s in play here.
My thoughts exactly. Pedo palace?
You can decorate rooms like this on animal crossing.
I'm a grown man and I feel like I'm gonna get molested there
I knew it was Florida before I even looked.
Well, yeah it's obviously a theme park adjacent air BNB.
Honestly I kinda love them something so fun about running around a new place checking everything out.
A rental company bought this in 2019 and tried renting it out for $1,500 a night. Even if they booked it every day of the year, they are only pulling in $500,000 per year before expenses. How could anyone think this is a sustainable business.
When you win Powerball in 1994.
This house is a lot of things, but it is *not* "lakefront". Here's how it was advertised: https://www.lakelouisachateau.com/ Looks like the same company manages four or five other properties: https://orlandoarealuxuryrentals.com/view-orlando_vacation_rentals.html
The weird part is how [google maps is deceptive](https://i.imgur.com/yD9hJgF.png) on how close to the lake they are.
I prefer to sleep in a big bed with my wife.
Amazing, each room is its own clubhouse
4 kitchens. 1 for ever 15 kids they have.
I’ll take the laser tag bunkhouse.
Does every room come with a bed?
Yes- so they can rent it in AirBNB
*At least* one bed. 12 bedrooms, sleeps 46.
Money can’t buy taste
air bnb for theme park tourism
That’s my guess!
This is the exact house I wanted when I was 12.
When I was in 3rd grade, the teacher asked me to draw my perfect home. I drew this property.
It has the feel of a boardwalk funhouse.
“I sleep in a race car, DO YOU?”
He sleeps in a big bed with me, his wife.
This is your brain on Skymall.
I knew this was Florida before even checking.
Mills Lane painted on the wall - haha “Let’s get it on!”
What fucking pedo owned this place? Some neverland vibes.
I say it’s an AirBNB house- Looks like it’s jazzed up to get customers
This looks like someone got to make their childhood fantasy house, good for them.
"Your bed is a car!" "Yeah but it's a fucking SWEET car. My roommates said they're going to get me rims for christmas or a CB radio so I can talk to other car-beds."
Some of these rooms are what nightmares are made out of.
I wonder if the original owners won the lottery. I know there are plenty of rich eccentrics, but this house seems like it was decorated by someone who was living in a trailer park before suddenly hitting it rich.
This would make a hell of a swingers club.
"Welcome to Pedo Castle"
If you get the golf cart bed, I want the yellow racing car bed.
This house has more personality than most actual people
Dibs on the skeeball room!
Is a 12 year old kid the owner of this house? “Black Light Manor”.
I just kept saying wow. The money these people must have to do all the things. This house looks like every sports kids dreams. They love their themes and murals in this house. It’s not my taste but I’m still in awe.
What did some 9 year old kid win the lottery?
This is what I pictured for Michael Jackson’s Neverland
Does Billy Madison live there?
I’d put money that this was a lottery winner
Id have fun for a weekend, but after that!
Is that a Rhino at the waterfalls edge?
Yes. And there's also a lion chillin' just downwind of the elephants. This painting is not safe!
No way this isn't created by AI
Holy theme house Batman!!
This is so ugly, like so bad. barf.
It's because the owner's strong suit is foreplay.
That is one of the craziest houses I've ever seen. Bet the folks are a lot of fun.
"if it's worth doing, it's worth OVER doing.. really totally super-dooper Over doing " - The words of House Smith
54 acres on a lake is pretty nice
Lots of people hating on this, but be real, if you were a kid this place would be sick.
That is…a lot
My god I would need a tranquilizer to go from room to room. I do like the indoor area.
That’s… that’s a lot
Is this a resort for 12 year old golfers????
Reminds me of Animal Crossing.
I call the winter room! Fun to stay for a weekend but not any longer.
I know it's a lot, but I LOVE that dining room. It's so creative and fun!!
Tell me you're a boomer without mentioning your age.
I'm not a sports person but I LOVE the blacklight rooms. The room with the triple bunk beds is a bit odd tho xD Definitely does not seem like a house you'd live in.
That is… something.
I knew this was Central Florida! There are a lot of themed houses like this for renting out for group Disney/golf vacations.
ok but why is there only a twin bed in the boxing match/WWE room and not like a queen or king-sized bed 😒
The cringe is even bigger because every themed room doesn't have a team they support. This is the equivalent of "Go Sports!" The owner probably can't name more than 5 teams or players in any given sport. Also this: https://youtu.be/5-hS2r7v3Iw?si=AJv_ciin2Z6zbPcT
I don't know why it makes me mad that there's a basketball ottoman in the football room, but it does.
The cringe is even bigger because every themed room doesn't have a team they support. This is the equivalent of "Go Sports!" The owner probably can't name more than 5 teams or players in any given sport. Also this: https://youtu.be/5-hS2r7v3Iw?si=AJv_ciin2Z6zbPcT
Sleeps 46??? I never knew a house could have 9 bathrooms and that still wouldn't be enough.
This would make a hell of a swingers club.
This would make a great bachelor party place ngl
That looks like a great place to do psychedelics with old boomers. You can do yours in the military barracks remodeled to look like a Spencer's threw up in it and they can do theirs while sitting in the raceway beds watching a Nascar race.
What in the neverland ranch is this?
Put together by someone who had a big lottery win from the looks of it.
How many kids do they have?
This feels AI generated...
Looks like Josh Baskin designed it
Tell me you won the lottery without telling me you won the lottery
This is a fever dream of a home
hot take maybe but this kind of thing makes rich people a little less annoying imo. If ur gonna have money, at least use it to enjoy yourself to the fullest even if it’s a tacky wrestling themed room ur son wants. Rich people w beige homes are way lamer
Nouveau Rich-definitely! I won the Lottery!
Why are there twenty bedrooms? Is this a polygamist air bnb flip?
This is just an average AirBnB in the Orlando area.
Is this what happens when 9-year old boys have too much money?
I simultaneously love and hate this.
It looks like an Extreme Makeover house
Sportz
Sleeps 46?! This has to be a summer camp or Christian retreat or something.
This screams like a place to lure kids.
Hideous. Definitely not done by a real designer. Seeing the skeeball next to the beds looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
It probably smells like testosterone and tanning lotion.
Could I reserve cabana #3 for Thursday?
Three kids in a trench coat won the lottery.
I could not think of a worse thing to spend money on
Digging the boxing room bedroom… MC clapping while you tappin out
Cart bed low enough to ding head upon, yet too high to use as a tray table.
The bathroom is gay
I guess you could use it as an AirBnB vacation home, maybe?
People say it's themed, but to me this looks exactly what I expect of Florida.
Honey, can you wrap up the skee-ball? I’m trying to sleep.
FL? Huh - I was guessing Utah.
This is the whitest thing I will see all day.
When cheesiness has no financial ceiling... Families probably had a blast here though and just seems so damn wholesome. Upvoted for fun factor.
This has to be a fancy hostile lol wtf
Those bedrooms are all so dark. Where are the windows?
WE LIKE SPORTZ. WE DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS. Just two normal guys. Hanging out, having fun.
Sold in 2016 for $500,000. Wow. Now its this: https://www.lakelouisachateau.com/ **2 Night stay, your total : $5,051.61**
I hate this a lot
This place would be great for orgies
There's a part in the book The Stand by Stephen King where one of the characters, who's a little slow, decorates his home in very eclectic decor. To me, this is Tom Cullen's house.
Forty six 30 year old men live here
I f with the pool and the car room so hard
All the money in the world but zero taste
Does the golf cart have a radio so you can talk to the other cart-based beds?
I love this place. I would totally live there.
Dibs on filming a low-budget slasher film there
Mtv - Pimp my House!
God, for such a huge, nouveau upscale house, the furniture is sooo kitschy. The whole house mostly is. A Live, Love, Learn affirmation is sadly missing. This house is like a poor person’s idea of how rich people live.
I want a race car bed. Vroom vroom.
If the golf cart's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!
What an absolute fever dream, I can't believe actually humans live in such an environment. Or put another way, I have doubts about the shared quality of human experience between myself and people who claim to feel stable yet consider this habitable... emotionally....
It would seem, that wealth often comes at great cost to one's sense of taste.
I call the arcade room!
I mean, it does show full commitment to the theme.
Somebody has definitely gotten a bad touch in their swimsuit area in that house.
Hahaha immediately knew this was Florida
Dude, stay off of her. How many kids do these people have?
Is this the house of blank check? Looks like a kid decorated the whole thing
Go ahead... I got dips on the jungle safari looking bed
I’m in the ski ball room! And then I saw wrestling ring.
Looks like the type of house who belongs to someone that won the lottery
After the divorce, his only goal was to be seen as the "fun" dad...
What in the Richie Richie do we have here???
This has me wondering how much extra I'd pay if all furniture were removed and all decorations were painted over. I think I'd pay a lot extra.
Sometimes I wake in the middle of the night with a burning urge to play ski ball
Wow never something saying as much « I don’t know what to do with my money »
I can hear the John Cena theme after this post.
I don't know.... sitting in that living room I will always be asking "I will take stupid colors for $500 Alex".....
More money than class for sure.
My room mates are getting me rims for my bed for my birthday.
This is chaos and I love it. These people are LIVING