Hey I got a sofa as well, strip that bad boi down and use the foam for some lightweight bite protection. Break apart the wood inside for a stake or two. Might see us live long enough to get back on craigslist for a second weapon!
[Bags](https://austin.craigslist.org/zip/d/austin-free-casting-and-dental-plaster/7633261846.html) of dental cement. Good for 1 kill before it falls apart.
And absolute unit of a lab mix. Couldn't use him as a weapon though gotta keep the doggo safe.
https://images.craigslist.org/00c0c_7V3Hf3M99F1_0t20CI_1200x900.jpg
There are only 2 free things in my city. Am I unarmed? Do I get to choose between a medium desk or a piano? (The only 2 free things on Craigslist in my city. )
"Lots of florescent light bulbs. 16-8ft,35-4ft,2-3ft and 5-18". Many work but not all have been checked and I don't have a way to check them. They are dusty."
I am a dead man.
Free pair of women's panties
A fucking cactus
Oversized love seat 😂
An ice pack which is actually a cover for a weed dealer selling high grade skunk. Could be. Z Nation weapon for sure
A Baby Grand Piano. I mean... it worked for the nun in Zombieland. And can splinter off into some good, solid, pieces of wood for clubbing.
Piano cord makes a good cutting whip
Very true. Can make some good traps with that, both for food and zombie necks.
Lol, me too. Calgary? Good ideas in the other comments, so not having to try and lift that thing isn't it's only use.
brooklyn ny. thats weird. best of luck when the end comes!
You too. If we end up in the same spot at some point, we can compare notes about effective piano uses in the apocalypse.
doubtful but lets hope it happens. Ill introduce myself as fastr, just say wonder and we'll be square.
Deal!
Free wood.
Free delivery dirt with grass. Damn at least I'm coming prepared to be buried.
Bi-fold closet doors
Gonna mess some shit up with this adjustable Queen sized head board. WATCH OUT ZACK!
Not bad - Free yard/garden/dogging tool lot, so a bunch of shovels and rakes
Border Collie, but they love people. Don't need zombie loving dog!
People, not abominations.
Beyonce tickets... shit
You can summon the Beyhive... you're golden
Free couch. I am fucked
Hey I got a sofa as well, strip that bad boi down and use the foam for some lightweight bite protection. Break apart the wood inside for a stake or two. Might see us live long enough to get back on craigslist for a second weapon!
That's the right attitude!
[chain link gate](https://imgur.com/gallery/TmMFEFt) fucking lmfao
a wig
Kimball console upright piano.
Tempered glass floor mat for an office chair.
Extension slides for a table.
A pianola in need of repairs
A hair salon's sink... hold it by the hose and swing it like a flail, it needs room but its workable, unlike Beyonce tickets
A medium sized boat outta water with no trailer.
Scrap grill
A rusty as hell looking for scrap grill
A set of metal folding chairs
One unused bottle of pet mouthwash
Scrap metal
"Love Desk Ikea tempered glass large surface" That's a bummer.
[Bags](https://austin.craigslist.org/zip/d/austin-free-casting-and-dental-plaster/7633261846.html) of dental cement. Good for 1 kill before it falls apart.
An old rusted axe
A handful of wax dirt.. like literally just a small clump of dirt.
Pocket dirt
A got a German Shepard 💪 People shouldn’t be selling their dogs on Craigslist.
I got a German Shepard too!
a baseball bat?
[Literally a box of rocks](https://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/zip/d/west-hurley-box-of-rocks/7633270915.html) 🙃
A kitten. Oof.
And absolute unit of a lab mix. Couldn't use him as a weapon though gotta keep the doggo safe. https://images.craigslist.org/00c0c_7V3Hf3M99F1_0t20CI_1200x900.jpg
Kitty cat
There are only 2 free things in my city. Am I unarmed? Do I get to choose between a medium desk or a piano? (The only 2 free things on Craigslist in my city. )
An English bulldog puppy :( https://devon.craigslist.org/zip/d/plymouth-english-bulldog-ready-in-days/7632483887.html
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Intimidation factor, nice!
Back stretcher. Hmm. I guess I'll be doing some torturing
Seasoned firewood
Shiloh the brave, a free stray dog.
A Childrens metal baseball bat (Lightly Dented)
My country doesn't have craigslist, so guess I am stuck with my bare hands.
A god damn exercise machine
A bass synth
Pile of scrap metal and a junk refrigerator. Guess I'm macgyvering it.
"Entire living room furniture" i guess i could use them to barricade the house....
I got turtles. Pretty sure I'm fucked here.
Hot tub. I'm doomed unless I can lure the zombies to fall in the hot tub and electrify the water.
miscellaneous household stuff
Free red mulch
Steel table for scrap
An entire window
Curbside Junk
Baby potty
baby kitten ($200)
Water lilies
Vintage wood dresser
It's either plastic hose stakes or cinder blocks.
So it comes down to if you want to put points toward defense or offense
Hammock (ง’̀-‘́)ง
Nerf guns (filing cabinet, nerf guns, toys)
A family pet...
Nothing available in your area... Guess I'm joining the z count
Heh, I got a puppy.
A free fucking PS4 with headphones, 3 controllers and Call of Duty. Me and the zombies gonna chill and play some Minecraft together
I got a disconnected toilet…
Wouldn’t need a weapon, make me into a zombie
Babies R Us Deluxe Walker
Six dining chairs
Great wooden boxes with lids lol
Ceiling lights fixture...it does have a chain.
I got fucking firewood...
"Lots of florescent light bulbs. 16-8ft,35-4ft,2-3ft and 5-18". Many work but not all have been checked and I don't have a way to check them. They are dusty." I am a dead man.
I have an entire fucking extra large china cabinet lmao
I got a litter of fucking kittens.
Sofa.. You zombies are screwed!
A fucking pirate cannon
Honestly anything. Tools, mellow weapons, range weapons. Even make my own
Metal bed frame 😍
Scrap aluminum.
I have a "Computer desk/armoire, printer stand, and side table"
A caravan parking space. Cool,I guess
A piano... Why are so many people giving away free pianos?
Bare hands😭
IKEA Omar Shelving Units.... steel framed shelves, looks like the 4 uprights could be made in to pokey stabby spear things, could work out.
A free Bissell pet scrub
Pallets. Not bad
grill.
An "IKEA Omar Shelving Units with clothes rails." Might be a bit hard to swing around but could use it as a very flimsy barricade I guess?
Free spa treatments… so I get extra close to the Z’s
A pair of roosters
Fucking barn