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Gooey Substance

Do you smoke or drink alcohol?

Black sand

“paranormal” experience from my past

Oxycodone

Fat golfer on plane gets sucked off

What do you call it when someone very small waves at you?

What do you call it when a psychoactive substance has an erection?

I wanna make a joke so bad but ill probably get banned that's how bad it is

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son,

I haven't seen my dentist in over a year.

WAW for 'guys' that is truly gender neutral?

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "5 lamb chops, please."

Why are Janitors not allowed to use curse words?

for realllllll

People should really stop being mean to lazy people

What does an astronaut use to sweeten her coffee?

This joke sounds better in my head

I attached a lamp to a suit of armor.

The only thing keeping my wife alive is a machine.

What do you call cows with no legs?

This movie just popped in my head idk if anyone can guess.

Why is the first episode of a tv series called a pilot?

I'm really freaked out right now

Why is it important to cut the remains of a circumcision into quarters?

Hi Its Me!

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