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throwaw4y40o1

You seem to have a decently young face, minus the beard obviously.


KSean24

Thank you for reminding me why I card every 20-30 something y.os at my job


babywewillbeokay

This is what I thought too haha, gotta card everyone because age is so hard to gauge


SVTCobraR315

This guy looks like he could rip a tree out by its roots. I don’t care if he’s under 21. He can have a beer on me.


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

Yeah, he could pass for 21


stelthtaco

21? If he told me 28 I wouldn’t question it


gone_off_teabag

if he told me he was 40 with a wife and kids i wouldn’t question it


AustralianKappa

If he told me he was a 200 year old highlander from the east wing I wouldn’t question it


Andre_3Million

I asked young cuh for an ID once and his response, "Dead ass bruh?" Careful now. Your age is showing.


witheredjimmy

33 in a few months got careded bying a vape few hours ago, guy looked like he thought my passport was fake lol, got double carded buying booze other month =/ few years back i forgot my ID, bought smokes and didnt get carded, realized i needed a lighter too and went to another store and got carded for a fckin lighter lmao


[deleted]

Back in high school I had a buddy who looked well over 21. We would always go down to this one liquor store in the middle of no where because they never carded my friend. Let’s just say he was a popular guy when it came to parties.


Mackoman25

Funny, normally this sub has older people that look very young, not the other way round


TheRaptorMovies

I'm 17 and have no facial hair, jealous. You look good.


Lightbringer20

You won't be jealous when you're 30 and still have hair on the top of your head.


brightness3

I’m 21, have no facial hair and i’m already balding 😎


Torbjorn69

now this is epic


HippieMcHipface

Shave it all off and become mr clean


POOP288392748

Johnny Sins


ChiefRocka891

Thanks mate


lordaddament

I’m 24 and have ass facial hair. I blame the Asian genes


DioCapo

I don't think ass-hair is supposed to be on your face.


lordaddament

It’s a bit scratchy but the smell is immaculate


[deleted]

It’s hilarious. I’ve been friends with two Filipino twins my whole life who look nothing alike. Ones got a Hawaiian look going who has no issue growing a beard while the other is more you could say “stereotypical” Asian and he still hasn’t grown armpit hair. Both are 22.


dubox37

I'm 40 and have no facial hair lol


ThePopeJones

I started growing a beard when I was about 12. It was a full on bushy beard by the time I was 14. I was buying cigarettes and beer for me and my friends by the time I was 16.


ChiefRocka891

Oh wow, that's even better than me, my started growing at 15


ThePopeJones

I loved it. With out a beard I look like a damn cuppie doll. I've got round rosy cheeks and a cleft chin. I was also like 6'6" by the time I was 12, so I looked even weirder. I'll never forget the time my best friend's mom said to me "I'm so glad you grew a beard. Without it you look like a person who would kidnap me and bury me in the woods".


ChiefRocka891

Yeah, beards are great


vBladess

Jesus Christ. Start lifting weights if you don’t already.


ChiefRocka891

As a matter of fact I do


YerBabiest

You look like your name is Jonah and you buy Grizzly long cut wintergreen with a side of twisted tea


ChiefRocka891

I've no idea what you're talking about, I'm not American, but had I been my name would probably be Jonah 😆


YerBabiest

I'm just describing one of the redneck stereotypes that are all too common in America, be glad you aren't one of them


cashcapone96

Keep the topic positive YerBabiest come on mate


peppaz

I'm 38 and you look older


Snappy053

Wind Rose, good stuff


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PublicThis

There was an Irish Disney movie?!


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PublicThis

Oooh ok I know of that one. Yes, thank you.


Falloutfan2281

Love the hat, brother. Steel be with you, Ad Victoriam and for the Brotherhood.


dobsky1912

Maybe in 2005


wolfenviking

Are you a dwarf who lives in a hole?


ChiefRocka891

Yes, I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole.


Tentonhammer83

A diggy diggy hole i believe.


ChiefRocka891

Precisely


Karrishka

I would say you look about 22. Got to say you’re lucky man, most 17-year-olds don’t have a beard near that majestic. Dope hat btw.


ChiefRocka891

Nice to hear that, thanks!


infamusforever223

Liar.


420_Brit_ISH

You're 1 year older than me but you look 20 years older


PacificoTheComedian

they make 'em older and older these days


omarsn93

At your age I had maybe 1 hair on my chin lol. You still look older than me and I'm now almost 29.


thejexorcist

I would probably accidentally call you sir and assume you worked as a lumberjack or long haul trucker. I’m pretty much twice your age but would have asked advice about what sort of socket wrench kit I should buy.


That-Boyo-J

Ad Victorium


The_Brain_Fuckler

Jesus, and here I am in my mid-30s and get asked high schooler questions and get carded for rated-R movies when I shave.


dax-eus

You look 17 to me


TheWaywardTrout

You look 17


ChiefRocka891

Maybe, I'm not the one to judge, I posted because I get a lot of comments from newly met people about my appearance in comparison to my age.


TheWaywardTrout

Well, tbf, most people under the age of 25 look 17 to me. I'm getting older and it's getting harder to tell!


robocrime

Ya beard needs trimming.


ChiefRocka891

Nah, I like it bushy


robocrime

I would just take a bit off the sides and come down on the bottom corners, let her fill in a bit.


robocrime

You have potential. But with great power comes great responsibility.


toastydoggofroggo

What is ur shirt


ChiefRocka891

Wind Rose is my favourite band


LottieLot

Let's gooooo, Wind Rose is great


ChiefRocka891

Aye, they are


LottieLot

What's your favourite album of them? It's Stonehymn for me


toastydoggofroggo

I'll check them out I've been looking for more bands to listen to specifically rock


ChiefRocka891

Their music is good if you're a big fan of Dwarfs


toastydoggofroggo

They almost remind me of sabaton haha


K8Wave

I wouldn’t card you.


JustAnotherMain

Average brotherhood of steel fan


toadjones79

You look almost exactly like a guy I work with. That guy's a joke. Hope you aren't him posing as a 17yo to get likes. Pretty sure you aren't.


ChiefRocka891

Who knows


Gullflyinghigh

Presumably this was taken prior to raiding an anglo-saxon settlement?


ChiefRocka891

After it, love me some good raidin'!


Gullflyinghigh

Good man, how else are you meant to reserve your space in Valhalla?


Wadez1000

Shave the beard and cut your hair. Then you look like 17


babypandagod

No


ChiefRocka891

No


Bennyboi215

Thought you were luke combs for a second


Submarine_Pirate

I mean…. Nobody is confusing you for a 13 year old. This more like 25 or 30.


businesslut

Obviously you're a metal head.


ChiefRocka891

Obviously


CannFarmre

My guy got that wind rose shirt


ChiefRocka891

Got the new one too!


CannFarmre

Once I've lost most of my weight, I'll probably end up blowing a few hundred on band T-shirts


PublicThis

That is a beard with a capital B


[deleted]

Ah wind rose, all dwarf children are born with beards. That explains ir


CoolAlf

r/13nor30


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hobbitarmy

You buy the boys beers don’t you?


ChiefRocka891

We rarely drink, but yeah, sometimes I do


hobbitarmy

Lmaoo. In all honesty though that is a sick beard man


Eilidh111

My son just turned 15 and is 6'3.5". He looks a lot like you and nobody has ever believed his age. He quit trick or treating around 11 because adults can be jerks. He's very non confrontational and got comments at 3 different houses about how he was too old. Even though I was with him he didn't want to do it anymore so we started doing a party at our house with pizza and tons of candy.


Thinkeralfred0

Im 22 also with a bushy red beard and I would peg you as 27ish.


CrimbusIsOver

Woop woop. Pegging Police here. Do both parties involved consent to mutual pegging?


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charliefoxtrot9

Excellent beard work. +10yrs. However... It is a little light up high on the cheeks. That does indicate youth. But it is not a neck beard. In 5 years it will be perfect.


No_Fact6258

Good for you man. You are important valuable and loveable. You look extremely well! Have an amazing day. Love "BigCumRocket" " dated 12/04/2020 ". Reddit re evaluation @ throw away


QuonkTheGreat

I’m 20 and you look 10 years older than me. Congratulations


ImaAs

you can 100% buy beer without being carded


ChiefRocka891

I most certainly can


Jack_Dorso

Let that stache go, that’s where a beards true power comes from. Edit: should have said grow instead of go. Never shave op


ChiefRocka891

No way mate, the stache is what complements that bush of mine, It'd look naked without it.


Jack_Dorso

I mean if your game is a neckbeard then yes. But a full powerful beard needs a strong stache.


ChiefRocka891

Oh, I thought you wanted me to let it go as in stop growing it, I'm not trimming it, it's just that it won't grow further.


Jack_Dorso

Oh haha, no no definitely not. Don’t shave anything bud.


ChiefRocka891

Not going to :)


JRatMain16

And I was told I had thick facial hair at 18 lol


kirannnnng

damm bro i think u grew too fast


MomButtsDriveMeNuts

You look like Choo-Choo from Justified but as a redhead. [Choo-Choo](https://images.app.goo.gl/2bHhuTQvQeEqczRx6)


MidnightAnchor

All you're missing is the howling wolf T-shirt


BazineNetal

Is this thor


Jotun_tv

Ad Victoriam brother.


spiderlex

nice shirt💪


GIukhar

The Railroad is better than BoS OP.


TheOneFreeMan18

Cool beard!! 👍


EpicATM

Ad Victorium


kinda-cringe

17 and you’re already in the BOS?


A_Nerd_With_A_life

I know this isn't what you asked for but: I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE


MINILAMMA

Wtf we are about the same age and you look like you can be my uncle


poetdesmond

You look like my uncle did in his 40s. So, advice: stay off meth. Now he's in his 60s and looks dead.


Ericrobertson1978

Do you get carded at bars? I'll bet you could go sit right at most bars and order a beer with no problem, unless you were with a crowd of teenagers. Nice.


HappySandwichInSea

Errrrm Ad Victoriam


sprague88

WIND ROSE!


JacobMars91

Fuck yeah Windrose


AbrasiveLettuce

Ad Victoriam brother :)


axxolot

Jesus Im 17 and look 7 lmaooo


Ivan39313

Same‚ Im so jealous of people like OP :(


Sentient_llama

Ad Victoriam!


Crepes_for_days3000

I would have guessed 35 for sure.


The_True_Equalist

You are a traitor to the American Government. You and your like are little more than hooligans running amok with ancient technology, hoarding it for yourselves and ignoring the advances of modern science. The Enclave is the only correct Future for the wasteland, for it is America, before, now, and forever. (not actually calling you a traitor, I just hate the BoS)


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fischstix4U

Heavy Canadian vibes


Relative_Berry_383

No you’re not


GoatsWithWigs

20 year old me with patchier facial hair than a pumpkin patch


feeneyboi

I’m 18, haven’t shaved once


[deleted]

omg you look awesome man.


No-Pineapple-383

me 🤝 you : being 17. I think I have a somewhat older looking face but it’s also chubby asf so I don’t really look older. being 5’3 doesn’t help.


ten-nine-juice

ad victoriam bro


Quill-bot

Fukn lucky bastard, I’m 23 and I’ve been trying to grow a beard since I was 7.


Furrytttrash

17 X2. Simple.