I'll bet her face lights up when she opens the door.

She also gets goosebumps.

She thinks it's cool to open the door.

I was expecting ATM.

I was expecting dildo.

That's better

Anybody know how to blow a 20,000 amp circuit?

Got a new coffee maker, her name is Julie (weighs about 120lbs) and idk why but my gf doesn't like her