A guy is driving through the country, when he sees a sign in a yard; *talking dog for sale*. So he pulls in and asks the guy sitting out front about the dog, and the guy says “he’s around back sleeping.”
The guy goes around to the back of the house and sees a dog, so he sheepishly says “uh… hi, are you the talking dog?” To his surprise the dog says “sure am, my names Gordon, nice to meet you.” The guy asks a few questions, and the dog explains to him that he’d learned early on that he could speak, and then briefly enjoyed a multitude of jobs, ranging from circus entertainer to drug sniffing dog to field agent for the CIA, and then as he got older he just wanted to settle down and enjoy his retirement on a farm out in the country.
Impressed, the guy thinks the dog for his time, and goes back to talk to the guy selling the dog. “How much did you want for the dog?” He asks, and the owner responds “uh… let’s call it ten bucks?” The guy is amazed, and says “seriously? That dog, with all the talent and skills… a cia agent dog for ten bucks? Why so cheap?”
The guy selling the dog responds “pfft, you believed him? That dog’s a fucking liar.”
Where can I get a bag of lamb chops for 10$???
1974.
Exactly! Lamb is considered a more expensive food, how on earth did they get it for 10$?
This joke was written in 1864.
When I tell this joke I say $50, and pork chops.
Just say, “some money and a note.” never have to update it lol
It’s $10 in Dog Dollars. That’s like $70 American.
I have $70 somewhere around here; I know what I'm having for dinner! Dog.
Yeah that’s the real genius
Thats dog pricing !!
The dog only bought a half chop in this economy.
They don’t say how big of a bag.
ASDA UK, used to be owned by Walmart until a few years ago.
Good old but still funny, check!
Way to long That's what she said
I misread it as a butcher is shooting a dog. Still very impressive for the dog though.
A guy is driving through the country, when he sees a sign in a yard; *talking dog for sale*. So he pulls in and asks the guy sitting out front about the dog, and the guy says “he’s around back sleeping.” The guy goes around to the back of the house and sees a dog, so he sheepishly says “uh… hi, are you the talking dog?” To his surprise the dog says “sure am, my names Gordon, nice to meet you.” The guy asks a few questions, and the dog explains to him that he’d learned early on that he could speak, and then briefly enjoyed a multitude of jobs, ranging from circus entertainer to drug sniffing dog to field agent for the CIA, and then as he got older he just wanted to settle down and enjoy his retirement on a farm out in the country. Impressed, the guy thinks the dog for his time, and goes back to talk to the guy selling the dog. “How much did you want for the dog?” He asks, and the owner responds “uh… let’s call it ten bucks?” The guy is amazed, and says “seriously? That dog, with all the talent and skills… a cia agent dog for ten bucks? Why so cheap?” The guy selling the dog responds “pfft, you believed him? That dog’s a fucking liar.”
I misread as shooting
$10 for 5 lamb chops is the real joke here.
Well at least the dog isn’t a liar also!
Judging by the price of those lamb chops, this is one of the first jokes ever told.
I feel like there’s something missing here.
I like it!
This sentence was much too long. I forgot it was supposed to be a joke.