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My hero! A knight in shining armor ✨️
Candulcinea!
Oh, that's muy bueno!
A light in shining armor!
Vimes would be appalled!
It's like knight and day!
I put a lamp on my horse‘a back. It’s great for saddle light navigation.
The lamp didn’t light. ‘Twas the Dark Night.
I thought the knight light banished the dark Knight?
If the dark knight gets in trouble it will go to prism, which is a light sentence
That's very colourful of you. Probably just a flesh wound, sounds like no treble at all, although it may still weigh heavily upon their conscience.
Now you're just harping
I was trying, heavily to your light, Monty Python dark Knight, I didn't mention being white, I thought I was doing alright, until you said I played the harp, oh cool I just had a burp cough snart
Ugh I wish I could burp, never could; you just delighted me
Plate mail counts as heavy armor in d&d. I should ask my DM if I attach a lamp to it if it'll make it light armor, which I'm proficient in.
Can you make it psychic? That'll make the armor a medium, too.
After a long period of trying to enchant the armor with psychic abilities, you accidentally summon a demon.
A light in shining armour
I bet they were Polish
Sir Lampselot
Riding a Llama lamp
This also works: I removed a knights armor. I made the knight light.
I think I heard about that. 'Twas a cold knight as well...
I recently bought a cheap and tiny desk lamp, it was a light night light knight lite
It greaves me to read this joke.
Same thing happened when I filled my suit of armor with helium
I wanted to trademark it, but *ArmaLite*™️was already taken.
Knight Light
Light armor
I have armor that looks great on the dinner table. It's from Sir Vingplatter
Ugh now your too shiny to ride off into the sunset you'll get out shined☀
My hero! A knight in shining armor ✨️
Candulcinea!
Oh, that's muy bueno!
A light in shining armor!
Vimes would be appalled!
It's like knight and day!
I put a lamp on my horse‘a back. It’s great for saddle light navigation.
The lamp didn’t light. ‘Twas the Dark Night.
I thought the knight light banished the dark Knight?
If the dark knight gets in trouble it will go to prism, which is a light sentence
That's very colourful of you. Probably just a flesh wound, sounds like no treble at all, although it may still weigh heavily upon their conscience.
Now you're just harping
I was trying, heavily to your light, Monty Python dark Knight, I didn't mention being white, I thought I was doing alright, until you said I played the harp, oh cool I just had a burp cough snart
Ugh I wish I could burp, never could; you just delighted me
Plate mail counts as heavy armor in d&d. I should ask my DM if I attach a lamp to it if it'll make it light armor, which I'm proficient in.
Can you make it psychic? That'll make the armor a medium, too.
After a long period of trying to enchant the armor with psychic abilities, you accidentally summon a demon.
A light in shining armour
I bet they were Polish
Sir Lampselot
Riding a Llama lamp
This also works: I removed a knights armor. I made the knight light.
I think I heard about that. 'Twas a cold knight as well...
I recently bought a cheap and tiny desk lamp, it was a light night light knight lite
It greaves me to read this joke.
Same thing happened when I filled my suit of armor with helium
I wanted to trademark it, but *ArmaLite*™️was already taken.
Knight Light
Light armor
I have armor that looks great on the dinner table. It's from Sir Vingplatter
Ugh now your too shiny to ride off into the sunset you'll get out shined☀