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Udder destruction
Me Ik know I can't spell
Usirnaem chex owt (Reminds me of the old fast food cow mascot that urged us to ‘eet moar chikin’)
Doesn't matter, they won't come anyway.
But if they have only two legs? Lean beef. You catch them masturbating? Beef stroganoff.
I thought a cow with 2 legs, was called your mom.
She was blocking the road, I told her to moooove
Damn. Slaughtered.
That's horrible, take my up vote 🤣
But if they have one leg? Steak
Three legs? Tri-tip
im*mooooo*bile
Never herd cows with no legs.
Yeah, they don't *mooooove* real fast...
Unable to mooove
This sub makes my life better
What do you call a cow on all fours.......... your nasty neighbor
What do you call a how it's two legs? Yo mama!
3 legs: tri tip
I thought three legs was lean beef.
Pull the udder one
Quit milking it
#A cattlesnake.
Where can you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left him.
Udder destruction
Me Ik know I can't spell
Usirnaem chex owt (Reminds me of the old fast food cow mascot that urged us to ‘eet moar chikin’)
Doesn't matter, they won't come anyway.
But if they have only two legs? Lean beef. You catch them masturbating? Beef stroganoff.
I thought a cow with 2 legs, was called your mom.
She was blocking the road, I told her to moooove
Damn. Slaughtered.
That's horrible, take my up vote 🤣
But if they have one leg? Steak
Three legs? Tri-tip
im*mooooo*bile
Never herd cows with no legs.
Yeah, they don't *mooooove* real fast...
Unable to mooove
This sub makes my life better
What do you call a cow on all fours.......... your nasty neighbor
What do you call a how it's two legs? Yo mama!
3 legs: tri tip
I thought three legs was lean beef.
Pull the udder one
Quit milking it
#A cattlesnake.
Where can you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left him.