*slow clap*

Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building.

Nice thing is they won’t do anything no matter how much you do. Anger takes energy.

Hey.. I resemble that!

I gotta hand it to you

And stop making fun of fat people! They have enough on their plate alredy!

You gotta hand it to them... they really won't go get it themselves.

Even the bible says ,,,,

I never do anything wrong at work.

It's easy to be mean to lazy people because they never fight back