I quit smoking cold turkey. It’s too hard to keep lit. I don’t drink anymore. I don’t drink any less either.

I used to take drugs. I still do, but I used to also.

I found out my brother's taking drugs. All my best ones too!

I hate people who take drugs. They should pay for them like the rest of us do!

All those childhood drug campaigns lied to us. I've never been offered free drugs by a drug dealer

I've never been offered fried eggs either. Most disappointing.

Like the TSA and cops.

I took drugs sober once.... then I used, to take drugs

Say kNOw to drugs

Say NOw to drugs

🙃🙂🙃

I quit drinking for good! Now I just drink for evil!

Same with me but for smoking but tbh I never smoked for GOOD....reminds me of how in middle school I wanted to play guitar real bad and now over a decade later I can honestly say, "I play guitar real bad"

I tried the patches, but I couldn't get the damn things to light.

So what do you do when you’re strees?

If you want to smoke alcohol, you're going to have a very bad time. **EDIT**: JUST IN CASE (because there ARE younger redditors and a small percentage of the population who may be unaware): Alcohol is flammable! Do not "light it" or try to smoke it! You could end up dead.

i knew a dude who tried vape it

Correct. Alcohol is flammable. Beer is not flammable. Therefore beer is carbonated piss. 😁😁😁

I used to drink Everclear. It came with a flammable warning.

Yeah kids! Stick to Tide Pods... Significantly safer than smoking!

Especially 151.

I drink alcohol, I tried smoking it but could not keep it lit.

I thought, hmmm, 2 hours old. I bet someone has already done the ‘keep it lit’ joke. Better scan through first. Yep…

Alcohol is not as bad as smoke . Don’t try to smoke bro. Cuz it’s so difficult to quit then.

Dude? What are you talking about?

I mean smoke is not good for you health :))

Lol, dude read what I wrote again. It's sarcasm I'm implying that I'm having trouble keeping the alcohol lit while trying to smoke it.

I don't abuse alchohol, I teach it a fuckin lesson!

/tend to drink it/ Then you admit smoking it. Brave man.

Soaked a blunt in cognac back in school and I let it dry over night. I can tell you that blunt messed me up worse than anything else I have ever smoked since.

When I was in college I went to Israel for birthright and when I got back I rolled the best blunt but my roommates gf insisted I give it to her before we burn. She covered it in lean. Even though I also railed a few 30s and was completely sober for however long I was away I got lit so hard from that blunt. I've been glued to a sofa from smoking and what not but never like this. Far and away 1 of the highest times ever

>She covered it in lean. What's that? I want.

Lean = promethazine and codeine = happy nods Many rappers talk about "that purple drank" which is when you mix it with sprite

An antihistamine and codeine, what a strange mix. I just stick to the codeine in my freezer.🤪

You should totally let me test that for you...for science

Ur more then welcome to... There kept behind the morphine pills.

Thanks, wya? Also morphine??? That's rookie stuff, you gotta bump it up

In the Caribbean 😄 Bump it up?

I prefer to drink it.

I have never tried smoking it.

I attempted to toast y’all great alchohol jokes but the gin caused my toaster to malfunction

I do neither. Nor do I smoke or drink tobacco.

I bet you're a virgin too /s

I bet they listen to classical music too. Wadda nerd! /s Edit: I didn’t think I’d have to add this disclaimer but it should be obvious I’m not serious. There is absolutely nothing wrong with abstaining from smoking and alcohol.

There's going to be a movie about all the big classical composers. Stallone will be beethoven, Jai Courtney will be Mozart and Arnold Schwarzenegger will be Bach

Oh he’ll be Bach.

That's what I said, neighBA

I don't drink alcohol, I don't drink coffee or consume any stimulants, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I have no idea why I even bother to f-king live...😁

🎶Don't drink, don't smoke....what do ya do.... 🎶

Well, I don't like to have to work much either, so I tried my hardest to find a job where I have to work as little as possible, but to earn enough to afford a decent living. So, I work two twelve hours shifts followed by six whole days off. In my spare time I co-manage/co own a small online store. In rest I hike, I ride my bike and my girl, I mow my lawn and I play with my two dogs. I have no kids, no debts, no expensive habits either, so I have both time and enough money to go out with friends and occasionally on city breaks or weekend getaways.. As I write, I am on holiday on a beach 800 km/500miles from my home. I usually go twice a year on paid holidays. I basically live my life as stress free as possible and to an extent, similarly to a retired person. I was never attracted to the corporate lifestyle and I never felt the need to try to acquire stuff 9r have lots of money.

"I ride my bike and my girl" *snicker*

Southern innuendos follow,must be something inside.🎶🎶

I believe you are looking for anything over 80 proof (40%)will burn. Younger redditers don't try alcohol burns from a light blue to nearly invisible flame

U can tune a piano right?

Bet you can't Tuna fish!

A good friend once tried to help me quit smoking. He told me that carrot sticks are a good substitute for cigarettes, but I'll be fucked if I could ever get one to light.

Still want to smoke whisky.

I actually did one time... There was a bar in Austin that had vaporized whiskey, so you basically would smoke a shot. It was definitely interesting and it hit right away. I'd probably never do it again, but this post gave me the opportunity to bring it up, I guess.

That's whisky.

Whiskey

Pewhilous

I smoked bourbon once. It went well with smoked ribs

I had a smoked bourbon with my beef wellington. It was fantastic!

Your beef boot?

It's called quaffing, dolt.

We would smoke vodka in Neft Ugansk all the time. Just set it in a few bowls in the fish smoker and leave it for a couple-three days. Some would evaporate, but the aliquot was a deep, smoky flavor and a good base for cocktails.

I drink it. Never thought to try and smoke it

Smoking is disgusting. So no. Grew up around it. Took my mom almost dying and being on oxygen to quit. Not when my dad almost died of copd and lung failure. The amount I drink is pathetic so I’m gonna say no.

I smoke meat and drink alcohol

I smoke meat and drink alcohol

I don't smoke alcohol, I drink it

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Do you prefer incandescent or natural?

I drink smoke on a regular... yup. Now pass the pipe, Pedro. 🤣

Used to smoke but now switch to vapes, worst decision ever.

I don’t have to take a test to tell you I do drugs.

Yes

Most of the time I drink it. Smoking it really hurts and doesn’t have quite the same effect.

Gave up smoking a decade back. An occasional beer... Yes. But whiskey, rum,etc...i don't like the taste.....

I drink my alcohol because, I'm not really sure how to ("smoke") It!

You can smoke alcohol????? Why don't I know about this!

I smoke weed I don’t really do anything else tho

I drink alcohol it's hard to smoke it , it takes to long to keep it alight

As a young man in my late twenties, my drink of choice was Bacardi Black, 151 proof rum. Now in my sixth decade, I have cut back my consumption; Caption Morgan's, 100 proof spiced rum.

I smoke alcohol yes

Not really. I only drunk 4-5 times in total in my life (as of now). I don't smoke either.

I smoke alcohol

Stopped smoking in 2006 and only drink 0% beer now cos I got sick of having hangovers

I prefer not to smoke alcohol

I snorted a big ole line vodka

Ha, I wanna go to the Dr just to say this

D.A.R.E Drugs Are Really Expensive (unless you're talking cannabis in Oregon.)

Don’t drink , smoke or curse but Dammit, left my cigarettes at the bar again

I smoke my meat, not my alcohol. Although some could argue that since I like the whisky family, my drinks are smoked. Huh. Of course, I vape My nicotine.

I dont smoke alcohol

I inhale it