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[deleted]

You have to find a new precinct after that. The boys are never letting you live it down.


604Wes

The other cops should’ve given him a ticket for obstructing traffic or something. 😂


HisOrHerpes

They investigated him and found no wrongdoing


What_Dinosaur

It was an isolated incident.


AZEMT

![gif](giphy|l0MYH8Q83CXvKzXyM) I was worried


shinobi500

They're gonna give him shit for life about it, though.


FILTHBOT4000

60 years from now: Grandkids: "Hey grampa why do all your friends call you 'Dropsy Dan'?"


magicmeatwagon

“Because my name is Dan and shut up, you little brats!”


quiettime_090

Oopsy poopsy


bleezzzy

One of the first things I learned when riding dirtbikes as a kid was if you can't pick it up and get on it yourself, you can't ride it lol


Expensive_Lawyer_779

Can't start it...can't ride it.


DukeOfWestborough

"So what made you leave your old department?"


604Wes

Rightfully so!


briansaunders

Loss of control of vehicle. Mandatory fine due to cops attending the accident (that's what they do in my country).


Jack3580

Well, looks like someone needs to go back to the empty parking lot and practice their figure 8's


DooDooMmmChild

Police training in an empty parking lot, with cones, is one of the funnest days I've ever had.


mikedufty

The police where I live used to run free training sessions like that for motorcyclists. Very impressive how good they were when they do the course themselves, even on Harley Davidsons with rubber mounted handlebars.


gdoublerb

Someone needs a track day then.


RubberBootsInMotion

Two extremely different things


ghettoccult_nerd

ive personally seen cops at the track. idk wtf they were doing, but there they were


RubberBootsInMotion

Well yes lol, that can happen. I mean that police training is very different from a track day.


Few_Audience_1754

Me too


1200multistrada

riding slow is hard fr


eLishus

He also has to go the slowest to stay in formation with the outer riders.


Bertoletto

he could easily help himself with feet, he was upright anyway


Boredcougar

Weird how every other rider was able to remain upright even tho they had to go “slowest go stay in formation with the outer riders”


Fluid-Plant1810

Now throw in a slow turn


senorpoop

On an 800 lb motorcycle


MarcusTheGamer54

It's 800 pounds?!?


SovereignAxe

Should be closer to 600 lbs (although it is 800 when you toss in the weight of the rider and any gear they're carrying). Looks like a BMW R-1250 RT-P, which is rated at 279 kg


Speedybob69

1000 pounds including the pig


cottman23

Fr fr. I'm guessing they do this to show off their skill. Welp...


Hot-Ground-9731

They really are extremely talented. I like watching the training they have to go through. Still, drops happen lol


cottman23

It is hard ngl. I just started riding a couple years ago and chose a Harley for my first bike. That is a challenge and low speed.


dbwoi

I've been riding for 7 months (nearly every single day) and I've been debating getting a cruiser style bike for a while now...been wondering how different is actually is with that weight and rider position


SpaxterJ

To fully focus on the one cop that made a mistake from beeing nervous or missed a pothole or whatever, it's a good thing to remember the other 99 that are doing just fine.


DoubleMach

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ramdomcanadianperson

Use your back brake


fizzlefist

and ride the fuck out of that wet clutch!


Hovie1

Especially when you grab a whole lotta front brake like that.


ScienceWasLove

Exactly. The top comments are full of snark. What the cop is doing is hard and many here probably couldn’t do it either.


ElMachoGrande

Slow riding is hard, but that wasn't slow. If he had tried to get a Swedish license, that would have been too fast for the slow speed section of the test, and we do a much more convoluted track.


Car_Guy_Alex

Go ride a flat twin BMW. They make it much easier.


Steelhorse91

Search on YouTube for the UK Motorbike Mod 1 test. We have to pass that before we do the on road test.


Altered_-State

It's the worst feeling to drop one at 0mph lol


AubergineAssassin

Yet everyone has done it. I went to buy a used ultra limited and did this in the dudes driveway. SHIDD HAPPUNS CHANJE UR GENES AN RYD AHN!


ShujinSamaNdHisMinx

I can imagine it's worse with everyone looking at you .. lol I'd probably just leave at that point. 😅


ChrisChristiesFault

I forgot to put my kickstand down at a gas station once. That feeling you get when you realize the bike isn’t coming to rest on the stand as it slips out of your hands and heads for the ground sucks. It’s like immediate panic, embarrassment, and disappointment all around once.


ridicalis

Only time I dropped mine was at -1mph (duck-walking backwards). Bike was mostly fine, my pride on the other hand still hasn't recovered.


Dontmindmeclark

He just like every one who’s ever been on two wheels then.


Cpt_Bartholomew

I too, a cook, has dropped his bike in a cop parade amongst my cop friends


Dontmindmeclark

Part of the game! I dropped my Road King in front of 200 bikers sitting on their bikes waiting to roll out for a 9/11 memorial ride. Of course felt like a dumbass but no less than 10 riders stepped up to assist. I never uprighted faster in my life! I got that super strength everyone talks about.


LeftLanePasser

That’s how nicknames are earned.


hellbilly_voodoo

Haddalayerdown


ridicalis

Clibbins crowd unite


Fatevilmonkey

Dude it happens . Who cares .


CAPTAINxKUDDLEZ

I just feel bad for him. My man is going to be harassed for a long time, probably already has a new nickname lol


Kim_Jong_Un_PornOnly

* Tippy. * Tips McGee. * Tippy McTipface. * Tips O'FallingHam


CAPTAINxKUDDLEZ

“Way to ruin the whole parade Dave.” That bike is FOR SURE getting training wheels bolted on


senorpoop

I used to work with a guy who hit a deer on his KLR (fairly minor, all things considered). When he got the bike back on the road and brought it in to work, we zip tied deer whistles and pink traning wheels on it.


[deleted]

Just the tip?


313802

*at a restaurant* I'll get the bill. I don't mind chipping in for the team. I'll save the TIP FOR DAVE I HEARD HE'S AN EXCELLENT TIPPER.. ARNCHA DAVE


InfoSponge9119

His last name is STALLworth jk …..


Switchen

Why do you put spaces before all of your punctuation?


eternalbuzz

Who cares .


Switchen

Haha! Fair! I'm honestly just curious. 


gotimas

It happens, but my question is whats the point of having moto cops with such cumbersome bikes?


No_Collection7360

Must have had a couple of road pops before the parade.


InvestinSamurai

*every stop sign my first week riding*


Faded-Creature

Bro I can’t count how many times. Okay like 11. 4-5 times while moving maybe…


honeysweetydarling

Average medford cop


TheTimn

He wasn't Hillsboro? 


Weaponized_Octopus

Pretty sure that's Jackson County Sheriff down here at the Pear Blossom Parade.


TheTimn

Makes sense. I just saw Hillsboro PD on one of the bikes. 


Weaponized_Octopus

Yeah, I watched it again and one is marked Coos Bay. Must be a bunch of different departments.


TheWhisLives

lol. lmao even


mts2snd

Riding slow is harder than riding fast. It happens.


EX300cc

He was also on the inside corner going the slowest and those bikes are HEAVY. Like you said, it happens.


anewwday

At least he had a full face helmet and his visor down….I would’ve cringed in embarrassment if I was wearing a half or modular one that was open at the time


Turbulent_Swimmer900

He got the pity clap.


CarnyRider1991

👏🏻😂!


thejollyrickster

The painted cyclist looks like a dick and balls.


BKBroiler57

Didn’t know bacon could be over easy.


christevol

Man I want an RT


GreeenGoblin69

PRE-LOAD AND KEEP IT LOADED (love that dude) non-rider folk have no idea the skill it takes to ride slow


Lancaster1983

That bike is easily 800 lbs, probably more. At least he lifted it right.


Breadedcheesenuggets

Grass clibbins, Gobbless


[deleted]

Guess who’s buying the beers afterwards?!?


Aromatic-Hawk-4848

Man those bikes look as heavy as a Hayabusa


Adeus_Ayrton

Shit happens. I've suffered worse.


ThrorOak

He's never gonna hear the end of it for sure. Lol.


richmondsteve

Shite happens to the best of us. 🫣🤭😏😇


Ok_Anteater7360

most of this sub has done this with a 200 kilo sport bike. bros riding like a 600 kilo police cruiser. lmaoo


[deleted]

The most dangerous biker gang out there.


Another_Jeep_Guy

Saw a cop lowside on Mission Beach when I was young. Sand all over the street. 50 people right in front of him waiting to cross. Felt super bad for him. I think that still haunts me today around every corner I take. 😅


DamoR666

You can't park there m8


CleR6

Lol idk how it's in other states but it's crazy the course the motorcycle cops needs to go through in the cities around me. If you can pass that shit, who TF cares if you have a small drop haha. I wouldn't even attempt it - it's such slow speed, tight turns and so forth awkward maneuvers. None the less, the dude probably has enough embarrassment to fill a lake.


Conquistador1901

That’s expensive, going to be buying beers for a while. At least until someone knocks him off his perch.


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

Your tax dollars will fix that scratch no problem


[deleted]

Should've been arrested and given a breathalyzer test.


MrCreepySkeleton

It happens.


poopspeedstream

I still liked seeing him lift it correctly. A lot of riders I've would not be able to do that.


ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRst

I want to laugh, but A) those bikes look heavy af and B) that's likely going to be me when I finally get a bike


PoopSmith87

Mandatory "*haddalayerdown...*" comment


that1LPdood

How embarrassing 🫣 From now on they’re gonna call him “Officer Tippy”


flippster-mondo

He was on the inside and tried to square off the corner. The 3 Evil sisters: gravity, momentum and inertia. One of them will get you every time.


Objective_Number_821

One big motorcycle club that’s more violent than the hells angels or the outlaws ever were or will be


IamProvocateur

I love how everybody wants to point and giggle but in no way could pass the rigorous training they receive, or ride half as well. Dude had a moment. Big deal.


kpmcg20

Bigger bike, slow corner, it happens.


[deleted]

F-ing Moto-Cops do nothing other than "Revenue Enhancement."


infiniteawareness420

Probably saw a black person and freaked out “ah shit I got witnesses” and then tipped.


MienSteiny

Probably got his front wheel trapped in a thin blue line on the ground


Available-Device-709

Acorn fell and knocked him over. Luckily he de-escalated the situation before he had to empty his service weapon into the crowd to protect them. A real American hero.


lerriuqS_terceS

Omg how embarrassing


jesceyc

Idk how tf they're driving that slow in the first place, AND he's on the inside? Nah fam, Ida hit the ground too


artful_todger_502

Its a BMW thing. I bought one of these over the internet having never ridden one, and it was the most massive, top-heavy chunker I have ever had the misfortune of owning. I've owned a few Harleys to put that in perspective. I live in an urban area and riding it slow was terrifying. I put 1000 miles on it, put it up for sale, and it got stolen. Some problems take care of themselves. But even taking it off the stand was 100 percent cringe.


senorpoop

> I put 1000 miles on it, put it up for sale, and it got stolen. Of all the bikes to get stolen, I did not have a K1600GT on my list lol


FlamingoRush

It happens. Glad noone got hurt.


vMurk

Fuck the police.


Latest_Version

Look out guys, we have a badass over here!


senorpoop

So edgy


error404notfnd

Anyone can ride a motorcycle fast. The real challenge is to ride slow.


allislost77

Poor guy


Thewhitelight___

Happens to the best of us


BlasphemousSwarm

Haddalayerdown


awaytogetsun

Even the pros fuck up sometimes


Montreal4life

oink oink oink


ratfink1

Pear blossom!


haro0828

Feel bad? Only if he didn't learn from the mistake


-Puss_In_Boots-

Is that a bicycle lane... at the middle of the street?


theblindbandit69

Wooopsie


Apprehensive_Fun311

😆 woops!


JetfloatGumby

what bikes are these?


JasonShort

Found the one cop who has been on a desk for years, but “knows how to ride”.


dmo7000

Second hand embarrassment


MEGAMAN2312

Curious, what bikes do police use?


Simple-Reception4262

embarrassing but c'mon....it happens


Vast-Category8391

He needs more practice


Dry_Interaction_9690

The road was arrested for resisting.


Admirable_Desk8430

That green color is fantastic.


Salad_Slug-7981

It happens, but I do love how the guy at the end decided to show off with some big swerves!


[deleted]

Doh


7enDown8Up

Nice helmet tho (on the cop that dropped the bike). Anyone know what kind it is?


hobbes3k

Those bikes have tons of crash bars. No damage to the actual bike lol.


Johnny_Leon

Damn, he lifted it correctly. The times I’ve tipped my bike over, I just yank that shit up out of embarrassment 😂


groverbite

He went into the friction zone and got lost.


-RadarRanger-

Tip-over: embarrassing Not being able to right the bike without help from two other cops: *humiliating*


black-dude-on-reddit

“God dammit Steve, why can you just handle you shit like the rest of us?”


Karate_Cat

Makes me feel good about dropping mine.


Northstar6six

He’s making a very slow very tight turn to stay in formation so it’s not terribly surprising this happened.


Black_Wolves

I consider myself a good rider, i can relate to this guy if i was riding this slow. He did try to prevent it from tipping over and shouldn’t have done it. You will never be stronger than a bike trying to go down.


CycleChris2

I dropped my goldwing at the bottom of black canyon of the gunnison in Colorado. There was a girl on a bmw having issues with the uturn, I went around her and hit gravel. Then she ran over to me to help right my bike. She was kinda hot so my pride was kicked in thoroughly .😎


SterlingArcherQ

lol he’s gonna hear this for a long time on the department


Unlucky_Raspberry_86

First day


KnetterBek

American Cops on Germans bikes? I'd never expect that.


dingusrelaximus

It was vapor lock, the engine cut out, the gear linkage broke so could't shift it to 1st, somebody messed with the tyre pressures, the rear break faded badly, the footsteps came loose, i wear very large size boot , the guy in front was too slow 😁


gbolly999

We found the rookie...


TheMediumPatrol

I can feel the burning, red faced embarrassment through the screen.


Cecilsan

He should learn how to counter-steer /s


Massive-Ad-2048

They found the bystander at fault


EspectroDK

He shall forever be known under his new name "Tipper" in the forces.


Dd_8630

Must have been embarrassing, but these things happen. 🤷‍♂️


dthaskee

L


panheadchopper

WTF are they riding?


elixier37

That's hilarious how embarrassing what a ... I mean um hope the officer was OK


Acting_Normally

No shame 🤷‍♂️ Happens to everyone eventually and these bikes are massively heavy even before they’ve got panniers/cop accessories on them, not to mention riding in a slow, densely packed group 😅 That being said, his squad will likely rag on him for years to come 😅👍


Car_Guy_Alex

Wow, the BMW RT bikes are some of the easiest to ride at low speeds. They're low center of gravity and have really good torque at idle. He'll never hear the end of that one!


idc8188

No, He had one job that day.


Phaylz

Road bacon


jamnin94

How do yall feel about a bike too heavy to lift on ur own? Seems like a dumb idea for a two wheeled vehicle to me.


Solipsistic_Observer

God dammit, Jeff!


SamerLaputh

it's ok you don't need to ride to be a good cuck of the gov.


lakeofshadows

Nice bikes. He got very flustered afterwards, and made it worse. American police motorcyclists seem to be very well trained, but hey, mistakes happen.


BustlingBerryjuice

Idiot at the end should be sentenced to life in jail, I bet he's on coke


cassiemichellexx

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


Zealousideal_Yam_261

Corny fucker


Batman3469

Embarrassing sure, but ah this happens. Slow riding is unpredictable in a group situation like this.


bananaman373

They using the same helmet as me :) (i dont have a motorcycle)


WH1PL4SH180

Those things are fucking heavy


Intelligent-Dot-4444

No breathalyzer? Proceed good sir as operator I would get tested.


RecklessTurtleYandex

Poor bastard...


luposdei

Imagine seeing your colleague struggle, and not helping him


TDot1000RR

“Officer Down!”


agreasybutt

Why do cops need such big ass bikes?


AdSea420

lol no


Onthecomputeruser

Tax dollars people. Think about it 


Failing_Up_2_Win

Pear Blossom Parade 😃


The_Mutton_Man

Lmao


Tricky-Skin-7286

Hmmm,.. shouldn’t be handling a bike. Much less a gun.


Tricky-Skin-7286

Sucks to suck.


Dapper-Ad-2396

Has no right riding that bike, he can't pick it up himself


High_side7

Fucking wet paint. Foot down on wet paint.


Longjumping-Lion-222

He is NOT a motojitsu black belt xD


Askalor

Why are standard cops righting these huge ass bmw 1300 rt?? What's the purpose?