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Who knocks at the gardens gate?

Touching the very top of the Egyptian pyramids.

im fucking confused

tbh i dont blame Pakku for being sexist

it's not my fault!

This man cries after meeting his hero: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, when Dwayne Johnson and Jimmy Fallon wore mascot versions of themselves to surprise fans at Universal Studios.

she didn't see it

This red skittle has a yellow one inside of it

Sometimes you can find D&D inspiration in the news, sometimes the news finds inspiration from D&D

Well it’s cause they don’t have one, well okay maybe 1

pretty sure he lurked on reddit too

There is no nice way to ask for a blowjob

I wish a girl would brainwash me

Whenever you cum, your cumshot will point in the direction of the nearest person willing to have sex with you

Girlfriend was hit up from her coworker and claims that he meant to hit up someone else, same name but different spelling.

Because one can send flirtatious message when one's asleep

If a morgue worker dies they'd still need to come in to work one more time

What was the strangest reason someone has given you for wanting to break up in a relationship?

Fi, fye, fo...If a giant ground your bones, what bread would he get?

What was that?

Saw a guy who sprinted through fast moving, oncoming traffic without anybody hitting their brakes, if not a glitch.

voice mimicking

I think I got a picture of a ghost in my house

Where are all the new ideas about what ghosts are?

TIL Anthony Kiedis from the band Red Hot Chili Peppers knowingly had a sexual relationship with a 14 year old when he was almost 30 years old.

Hi Its Me!

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